~Sayings and Quotes~

I thought that I would add this for all those crafters, scrapbookers and card makers out there like me who have a hard time finding that perfect thing to say in a card or scrapbook.

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Pets

"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does."    
Christopher Morley

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."    
Andrew A.

"The more people I meet the more I like my dog"    
Unknown

Don't accept your dog's admiration as
conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ann Landers

Whoever said you can't buy happiness
forgot about puppies.
Gene Hill

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is
because he is fond of you; but if a
cat does the same thing, it
is because your lap is warmer
Alfred North Whitehead

If cats could talk, they wouldn't.
Nan Porter

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.  ~Bern Williams

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.  ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912

One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why.  ~Author Unknown

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.  ~Franklin P. Jones

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.  ~Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.  ~Author Unknown

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.  ~Andy Rooney

I named my dog Stay so I can say, "Come here, Stay.  Come here, Stay."  ~Steven Wright

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.  ~Margo Kaufman

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.  ~Dereke Bruce

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.  ~Paula Poundstone

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