I thought that I would add this for all those crafters, scrapbookers and card makers out there like me who have a hard time finding that perfect thing to say in a card or scrapbook.

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Humor/Funny

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Rita Mae Brown

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
George Burns

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

A friend in need, is a pest indeed.

Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, let the machine get it.

I may be inconsistant, but not all the time.

Some women get excited about nothing, and then marry him.

Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant

So many cheques, so little money.

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes

If it weren't for caffeine I'd have no personality whatsoever!

My God is alive - sorry about yours

The secret to finding something is knowing where it is

Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all?

Don't judge a book by its movie.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics

Why is Greenland icy, and Iceland green?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

All general statements are false

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

What if this weren't a hypothetical question?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

I am in shape. Round is a shape.

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